wild-lion:

never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you

(Source: kaylacat, via redbottomheelz)

esexist:

i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos

(via redbottomheelz)

inbox:

what do pokemon do inside their pokeballs

(via vivlio)